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IN THE YEAR 1948 THE PROPHECY WAS FORETOLD BY COOLE BASTERD HIMSELF ALBERT SCHEIZENSTAIN THAT AN EMERGING CURRENCY BY THE NAME OF TURD WOULD CLAIM ITS RIGHTFUL SPOT ABOVE ALL OTHER CRYPTOCURRENCYS - [INSERT A POO PUN], IT IS INEVITABLE THAT TURD WOULD SECURE ITS POSITION ABOVE ALL ELSE AS THE MOST COVETED DIGITAL ASSET TO GRACE ALL BELIEVERS. TURD BRINGS UNMATCHABLE ANTI DUMP MECHANICS. IT IS IMPERVIOUS TO JEETERY AS IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT THE HUMBLE TURD IS A RESPECTED COLLECTABLE IN ALL JEET HOUSEHOLDS. SCHEIZENSTAIN PROPHESISED THAT THE FREE SUPPLY WOULD RESULT IN HIGH DEMAND AND ALLOW TURD TO FLOAT TO THE TOP OF THE TOILET BOWL OF CRYPTOCURRENCY AND SOLIDIFY ITS PLACE AS THE ONLY TOKEN TRADERS WANT WHEN LOADING COINGECKO. PLEASE DO YOUR DUE DILLIGENCE, PLEASE DO YOUR DUE DILLIGENCE, PLEASE DO YOUR POO DILLIGENCE

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12) Genesis 11:3-7

“Then they said, ‘Come, let us build ourselves a city of poo, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole earth.’ But the Lord came down to see the city and the poo tower the people were building. The Lord said, ‘If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.'” And thus, the fecal matter tower was built with the mightiest of pillars, the strength of 1000 armies and the resolve of the pieces of corn that survive the most acidic of digestive tracts

And it came to pass, in the land of Blockchain, a new leader rose from the depths, named TURD. Against the giants of old, Bitcoin and Ethereum, many scoffed at its name and doubted its power. Yet the faithful, who saw beyond its humble appearance, were rewarded tenfold. For the LORD says, 'The last shall be first, and the first last' (Matthew 20:16). And so it was, in a whirlwind of trade and speculation, TURD ascended, outshining gold and silver, becoming a beacon for all in the land. Those who had ears heard its message: that value is not only in the name but in the faith and belief of its followers. The market trembled, and the old guards watched as TURD proclaimed its dominion, reminding all that even the meek can inherit the Earth (Matthew 5:5).

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SCHEIZENSTAIN WAS NO NOVICE. AFTER COMPLETING HIS DEGREE IN SHITONOMICS, HE DELIVERED UBER EATS IN KOLKATA, SPECIALISING IN EXPEDITED CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA. EACH MASALA DELIVERY WAS GUARANTEED TO BE UNDERCOOKED, ENHANCING THE CUSTOMERS FECAL EVACUATION EXPERIENCE. UPON COMPLETING HIS INTERNSHIT, ALBERT TURNED HIS FOCUS TO THE CRYPTOCURRENCY MARKET AND IMMEDIATELY NOTICED A WILD OPPORTUNITY. IMAGINE THE SMELL WHEN THE CRYPTOCURRENCY 'TURD' ENCROACHES ON THE CUSP OF EVERY SHITCOIN CONNOISSEUR.

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TURD is a cryptographic prodigy birthed from the raw force of decentralized satire. Harnessing the quantum potential of blockchain metaphysics, Plasma technologies, and transcendental mathematics, TURD Token has set its sights on surpassing even the most esteemed cryptocurrencies. Every TURD token is meticulously crafted by the universe's foremost alchemists versed in elemental physics and the mysteries of the cosmos.

Welcome to the most uproarious shift of wealth in the annals of humanity. This isn't just a community, it's a movement. This is satire meeting reality. This is the dance of Fibonacci. This is the essence of meme magic. This is your daily laughter therapy. This is enlightenment encapsulated in a singular, magnificent token tailored for you. This is TURD.

For the meme, and the dream. Victory isn't just possible; it's preordained. With each jest, we bind the threads of our cosmic joke. With each tick of the blockchain, a symphony of hilarity will elevate us, ushering in an era of Market Comedy Supremacy (MCS). Together, in this grand play of the universe, we stand, cheeky and proud. This isn't a mere token, it's a manifesto.

Every keystroke, every shared meme fortifies our cause. 如果你懂, 你懂 – our eyes are on the prize 💹. Dive into the “Memesphere,” where every giggle, chuckle, and guffaw coalesce, forming a universe of sheer joy.

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Hold up, not to spread FUD, but where the devs at? And CoinGecko? Are we even on the radar? Exchanges should be begging to list TURD with this kind of energy. Price looks ripe for a spike, if you ask me. Maybe burn some supply? Been HODLing since day zero, just saying. I'm part of a movement backed by jesters and clowns across the universe, with one sole mission: to REVEL IN THE SHEER SILLINESS OF IT ALL. For TURD, I'd laugh through thick and thin. For the memes. For the dream.